All About Doobie
By Richard Davila

Doobie is a carnivorous bird. He likes to nibble on human flesh, especially on my mother Annie. Doobie likes to be his own person; he likes to do whatever he wants. If he is forced to do something that he does not want to do he will bite.

Doobie is an Ethiopian bird and he is different from all other birds. He eats everything that we eat. Doobie communicates with us when he flaps his wings and bebops his head, thinking that we are birds, and that we understand him but we really don't. We think he just wants to eat what we eat, but he can't eat what we eat. Doobie is very spoiled and he loves to get pampered by people. He thinks he is the king around here. Doobie is wild when it comes to taking baths. He splashes his whole body on the plate and he makes the water fly out everywhere. He is very nosey, likes to get in peoples business and wants to know everything.